US Cult of Consumption and Greed, Join Now!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Ever thought about joining a cult, but didn't want to give-up all your worldly possessions? Well, now you can! Les James here for the US Cult of Consumption and Greed.

My Search

For years I looked for a place that I could call home, a place with people just like me. You know, fat, decadent, over-consumers of the world's limited resources. Folks who work hard, and purchase goods and services they want, even if they don't really need them. Men and women who share my passion for never being employed at a "green job". People who know that all this environmental hysteria is just a pile of horse crap. Strike that, horse crap can be used as fertilizer and burned to create electricity. But you get the idea.

Then I discovered the US Cult of Consumption and Greed. It was the answer to my prayers, and it can be yours  too. But don't just take my word that this cult is everything you've always dreamed about. Read what the UK Guardian has to say:

US cult of greed is now a global environmental threat

The average American consumes more than his or her weight in products each day, fuelling a global culture of excess that is emerging as the biggest threat to the planet, according to a report published today. In its annual report, Worldwatch Institute says the cult of consumption and greed could wipe out any gains from government action on climate change or a shift to a clean energy economy.

How Can I Join?

The fact that you're sitting on your plump rump in front of a computer screen means you already have! Congratulations.

How Can I Participate?

Turn on all the lights in your house like Al Gore. Crank up the heater and AC at the same time. Then open all the doors and windows in your home. Order useless crap off the Internet. Throw away food you just don't feel like eating it. Leave the 60 inch plasma TV on all night. It's easy to be a member in good standing.

 See, you don't even have put on pants and leave the house to be a proud participant.

But if you must leave, warm-up the SUV for way too long. Go out of your way to get to where ever you are going, or just drive to watch the gas gauge fall. Cut down a tree and burn it for no good reason. Releasing all that harmful carbon dioxide. The possibilities are endless.  

But Wait, There's More! 

As a member of the Cult you can also be a dissident in the comfort of your very home home or 3/4 ton pick-up. The US government's official policy is that Global Warming and Climate Change is not a lie, hoax or fraud. It's the Gospel According to Barack truth. Show you contempt by consuming twice, or even three times, your body weight each day. Get really fat and increase your Carbon Footprint.

Let's all flip the bird to these Climate Change Nazis and Global Warming Fascist. Show them, we're proud members of the US Cult of Consumption and Greed.

Noah Wyle is Acting Like a Moron

Monday, January 4, 2010

Noah Wyle is a good actor. I understand he was in some doctor show or another. It wasn’t House, so I’ve never seen it, but I heard he was popular. I did see the three Librarian movies he made, and found them entertaining. After all, any film with Bob Newhart and Jane Curtin can’t be too awful, but this latest offering from Noah, for the WWF, has got to be some of his best work yet.

Whoa! Did you see the depth of emotion he portrayed in that scene? Very convincing. The poor polar bears. Makes you want to weep, send the WWF all of your cash, drop out of society, and start eating berries and grubs, doesn’t it. My question is, why did Mr. Wyle do this PSA?

I see three possibilities:

1) He actually holds these conviction based upon swallowing the lies propagated by the likes of “climate scientist” and the “consensus” of the world’s best minds, i.e. Al Gore, East Angila, the Democrat Party, Penn State, the U.N., etc.

2) Noah is unable to tell the difference between fact and fiction, when it comes to scripts.

3) He’s a man whore for the media and hopes to have a place in the New World Order.
 
Here's a little advice for the actor:

1) Noah, button the lips. You don’t want anything Al Gore is spewing inside of you. Man-made climate change a massive cover-up of facts, a giant hoax. Letting in even the smallest amount will leave a bad taste in your mouth, and swallowing it will do nothing for yours or nature’s health. I’ll guarantee Al won’t respect you in the morning.

2) Noah, stop doing these commercials until you can find a friend to let you know what fictions is.

3) Noah, the only place you’re going to have in the new regime is that of financier. You’re going to be told to give more and more of your wealth to those who haven’t earned it. I would suspect that while you agree that the well-off should give more in taxes, you do everything you can to keep as much of your earnings as possible. Good for you. Next, I’d bet you give a lot to charities. Very noble. Stop it. If you believe all this Global Warming crap, then the only people who know what’s best is the government. Give them the money instead. I’m sure they’ll spend it for you.

Bottom line:

No matter what Noah, you’re acting like a moron.

Oh, and stop Panda Wrestling.

Les James can be found lurking around Sideshow Mirrors and Radioactive Liberty