Noah Wyle is Acting Like a Moron

Monday, January 4, 2010

Noah Wyle is a good actor. I understand he was in some doctor show or another. It wasn’t House, so I’ve never seen it, but I heard he was popular. I did see the three Librarian movies he made, and found them entertaining. After all, any film with Bob Newhart and Jane Curtin can’t be too awful, but this latest offering from Noah, for the WWF, has got to be some of his best work yet.

Whoa! Did you see the depth of emotion he portrayed in that scene? Very convincing. The poor polar bears. Makes you want to weep, send the WWF all of your cash, drop out of society, and start eating berries and grubs, doesn’t it. My question is, why did Mr. Wyle do this PSA?

I see three possibilities:

1) He actually holds these conviction based upon swallowing the lies propagated by the likes of “climate scientist” and the “consensus” of the world’s best minds, i.e. Al Gore, East Angila, the Democrat Party, Penn State, the U.N., etc.

2) Noah is unable to tell the difference between fact and fiction, when it comes to scripts.

3) He’s a man whore for the media and hopes to have a place in the New World Order.
 
Here's a little advice for the actor:

1) Noah, button the lips. You don’t want anything Al Gore is spewing inside of you. Man-made climate change a massive cover-up of facts, a giant hoax. Letting in even the smallest amount will leave a bad taste in your mouth, and swallowing it will do nothing for yours or nature’s health. I’ll guarantee Al won’t respect you in the morning.

2) Noah, stop doing these commercials until you can find a friend to let you know what fictions is.

3) Noah, the only place you’re going to have in the new regime is that of financier. You’re going to be told to give more and more of your wealth to those who haven’t earned it. I would suspect that while you agree that the well-off should give more in taxes, you do everything you can to keep as much of your earnings as possible. Good for you. Next, I’d bet you give a lot to charities. Very noble. Stop it. If you believe all this Global Warming crap, then the only people who know what’s best is the government. Give them the money instead. I’m sure they’ll spend it for you.

Bottom line:

No matter what Noah, you’re acting like a moron.

Oh, and stop Panda Wrestling.

Les James can be found lurking around Sideshow Mirrors and Radioactive Liberty

North Pole Survives Christmas Warming Threat

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Despite what the idiots at Build-A-Bear said, the North Pole, Santa Clause, penguins and the polar bears still have a nice, cold home today. No need to send the Coast Guard to rescue Elves in lifeboats or Green Peace to thwart their efforts.

In the wake of calls for boycotts, the company took down the animated videos from their website, telling little kids the entire northern polar icecap might be gone by Christmas. Build-A-Bear had the typical, enviro-mental response:

"Our intention with the polar-bear story was to inspire children, through the voices of our animal characters, to make a difference in their own individual ways," Chief Executive Maxine Clark said. "We did not intend to politicize the topic of global climate change or offend anyone in any way."

Too late, moron. 

P.S. Hey Maxine, penguins live near the south pole.

CO2 Dress For Climate Change Success

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas

So a bunch of Euro-Treehuggers (you remember Europe, that's where they cut down most of the trees long ago. No wonder they're so cranky.) designed this eco-dress. It tells when there is CO2 nearby. The more the carbon dioxide, the brighter the LEDs shine. Breath on it, and it lights-up.

No way could you wear this dress in Congress, it would blind everyone there.

Excuse me for not being very fashion conscience, but it looks like they took the drapes down and sewed some LED Christmas Tree lights on it.

Image: Diffus: Alexandra Institute

Microsoft to the Global Warming Rescue

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Those geniuses at Microsoft have done it again. Weren’t these the same guys that brought us Vista? Anyway. Technology Chief Nathan Myhrvold thinks he’s found a cure for Global Warming. And get this; it’ll only cost $250 million. Yes, that’s million with an “m”, not billion with a “b”, or trillion … you get the point. I can find that kind of loose change under my sofa cushions and behind my truck’s seat. He claims it won’t disrupt the carbon-emitting world as we know it. Does that mean it will change it into something we don’t know? I don’t know.

Okay here’s the low-down. Myhrvold proposes we start pumping liquid sulfur dioxide into the stratosphere. It’s going to get shot out of nozzles from hoses we lift 15 miles up into the sky, by helium balloons. Too bad “Balloon Boy’s” parents are going to jail. This gig was right up their alley.

These sulfur clouds are supposed to cut down the sunlight in those pesky critical areas of the world by just enough to slow down or reverse the effects of *global warming. He calls this miracle a “Stratoshield.” Sounds like a new name for a tin foil hat to me.

“Since sulfur occurs naturally in the environment”, he says. “It will not disrupt our climate in a negative fashion, and will lower temperatures as desired in areas that need to be cooled.” Now correct me if I’m wrong, but if you add sulfur dioxide to water vapor (the leading offender in global warming) you get Acid Rain. According to Al Gore and alike, global warming has been steadily increasing since we mandated clean air, in order to stop things like Acid Rain.

Why are we always behind the power curve?

*ed note: didn't he get the memo it's called Climate Change now? 

Save the World, Eat Your Dog

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Put this under, I been telling pan-handlers this for years.

Love your pet, hate the environment. This is the focus of a new book by Robert and Brenda Vale. Titled, Time to Eat the Dog, this scholarly work states that owning a medium sized dog has twice the Carbon footprint of an SUV.

“How is this possible?” you scream. According to the Vale’s, dogs eat an average of 360 pounds of meat each year. It takes two acres of land to generate their dinner. This is two times more than a Hummer.

Humm, shoot the dog, buy an Escalade.

If you cat people think you’re off the hook, thing again. Their dietary habits are the same as driving a VW Golf for a year, but who owns just one cat? OMG! The old lady down the street with all the strays is committing genocide!

John Barrett at the Stockholm Environment Institute in York, Britain, confirmed their facts, and came to this conclusion, "Owning a dog really is quite an extravagance, mainly because of the carbon footprint of meat,"

Looks like the Koreans are ahead of us again. Now, where did I put my copy of 101 ways to Wok Your Dog?

Mild Max Calender

Sunday, February 15, 2009

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