Obama Tells CIA to Spy on Polar Bears

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Obama administration is forcing CIA spy satellites to watch polar bears. Why? Because they're a terrorist threat. I mean, that has to be the reason, right? We use to do it, but George Bush canceled a similar program. He wasn't very serious about the Bear Bombers from the North. He was too busy keeping Radical Islamic Jihadists from blowing up any more Americas.

Well, that's all changed. President Obama started the CIA Center on Climate Change and National Security. It's their job to watch out for maundering white bears. But not everyone's happy about this. Sen. John Barrasso, R-Wyo.,called the creation of this new center, "irresponsible." I'll bet he thought there were WMDs in Iraq too.

PETA has come out in favor of the program, sighting that polar bears are known killers of baby harp seals and wear fur. Several tree hugging enviro-mental groups have shown their support, but the ACLU has yet to take a stand.

In a bizarre turn of events, white supremest are backing the goal of the center.  They seem to believe it's a good idea keep an eye on these dangerous animals. Apparently, polar bears have black skin. They've asked to have a CIA spy satellite tuned in on the White House. 

Les James' political satire can be found at Sideshow Mirrors and his political humor at Radioactive Liberty