The Obama administration is forcing CIA spy satellites to watch polar bears. Why? Because they're a terrorist threat. I mean, that has to be the reason, right? We use to do it, but George Bush canceled a similar program. He wasn't very serious about the Bear Bombers from the North. He was too busy keeping Radical Islamic Jihadists from blowing up any more Americas.
Well, that's all changed. President Obama started the CIA Center on Climate Change and National Security. It's their job to watch out for maundering white bears. But not everyone's happy about this. Sen. John Barrasso, R-Wyo.,called the creation of this new center, "irresponsible." I'll bet he thought there were WMDs in Iraq too.
PETA has come out in favor of the program, sighting that polar bears are known killers of baby harp seals and wear fur. Several tree hugging enviro-mental groups have shown their support, but the ACLU has yet to take a stand.
In a bizarre turn of events, white supremest are backing the goal of the center. They seem to believe it's a good idea keep an eye on these dangerous animals. Apparently, polar bears have black skin. They've asked to have a CIA spy satellite tuned in on the White House.
Les James' political satire can be found at Sideshow Mirrors and his political humor at Radioactive Liberty
Obama Tells CIA to Spy on Polar Bears
LED Traffic Lights Kill People and Polar Bears
Once again, it's the government to the rescue. This time it's mostly state and local, but still the government. A lot of places are now using LED lights in their traffic signals. This saves a significant amount of cash. That sounds good. They use a lot less electricity, so less energy has to be produced, which in turn means less pollution. I'm not against that.
Everything's peachy, right? Wrong.
These lights have a minor problem. In snowy regions, the lights don't produce enough heat to melt the snow and ice. The lights become muted, or white-out altogether. Numerous accidents have occurred and at least one death. Well, that's acceptable. After all, we're saving the planet.
Most people see a white traffic light as a stop sign, and they all take turns at these intersections. So why do we need lights in the first place? Think of the savings. Maybe not.
If cars have to stop and go, that causes more pollution. Local governments have to send out trucks, with government workers, to wipe off the lights. More driving equals more pollution, and the extra gas and maintenance cost for these vehicles significantly reduce the savings of these LED traffic lights. Plus all those old, ineffective lights had to be replaced. What did that cost? What was the carbon footprint of this entire venture from conception, through manufacture, to shipping, and on to the installation? Where did all those old lights go? Answer: A lot, huge, and in the landfill. Very environmentally conscience.
So where do the polar bears come in?
The bottom line is, LED traffic lights have had a negative impact on the environment. This means we will have more hurricanes, ground water will be more undrinkable, rising oceans will become less habitable, We'll have droughts, global warming, famine, pestilence, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...
And polar bears starving to death.
Like I said at the beginning, government to the rescue.
Noah Wyle is Acting Like a Moron
Noah Wyle is a good actor. I understand he was in some doctor show or another. It wasn’t House, so I’ve never seen it, but I heard he was popular. I did see the three Librarian movies he made, and found them entertaining. After all, any film with Bob Newhart and Jane Curtin can’t be too awful, but this latest offering from Noah, for the WWF, has got to be some of his best work yet.
Whoa! Did you see the depth of emotion he portrayed in that scene? Very convincing. The poor polar bears. Makes you want to weep, send the WWF all of your cash, drop out of society, and start eating berries and grubs, doesn’t it. My question is, why did Mr. Wyle do this PSA?
I see three possibilities:
1) He actually holds these conviction based upon swallowing the lies propagated by the likes of “climate scientist” and the “consensus” of the world’s best minds, i.e. Al Gore, East Angila, the Democrat Party, Penn State, the U.N., etc.
2) Noah is unable to tell the difference between fact and fiction, when it comes to scripts.
3) He’s a man whore for the media and hopes to have a place in the New World Order.
Here's a little advice for the actor:
1) Noah, button the lips. You don’t want anything Al Gore is spewing inside of you. Man-made climate change a massive cover-up of facts, a giant hoax. Letting in even the smallest amount will leave a bad taste in your mouth, and swallowing it will do nothing for yours or nature’s health. I’ll guarantee Al won’t respect you in the morning.
2) Noah, stop doing these commercials until you can find a friend to let you know what fictions is.
3) Noah, the only place you’re going to have in the new regime is that of financier. You’re going to be told to give more and more of your wealth to those who haven’t earned it. I would suspect that while you agree that the well-off should give more in taxes, you do everything you can to keep as much of your earnings as possible. Good for you. Next, I’d bet you give a lot to charities. Very noble. Stop it. If you believe all this Global Warming crap, then the only people who know what’s best is the government. Give them the money instead. I’m sure they’ll spend it for you.
Bottom line:
No matter what Noah, you’re acting like a moron.
Oh, and stop Panda Wrestling.
Les James can be found lurking around Sideshow Mirrors and Radioactive Liberty
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