Iceland Volcano Proof Of Global Warming

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Man, those pictures of that volcano erupting in Iceland are totally cool, huh? Well, you're wrong. It's a disaster of untold magnitude. Why can't you see past the awesome beauty of nature, to realize the only reason for that massive bleeding gash in Mother Earth is the anti-ecological policies of George Bush?

That's right. Bush didn't sign the Kyoto Accord, and the cascade effect has ruptured the skin of Gaia. Noxious, greenhouse gases are roiling out into the atmosphere, causing hurricanes, tornadoes, massive drought, flooding, cooler temperatures, global warming, unseasonal calm, high winds, and dead fish falling from the sky! Damn you George Bush. Damn you.

The glaciers are melting in Iceland, and it's only a matter of time before we all drown.


Eric said...

I have been saying for years that drilling all those holes in Iceland for geothermal energy exploitation would come back to bite them. SEE? I was right.

Les James said...

Damn! Why don't THEY listen to us?

Anonymous said...

I just saw on CNN they are calling the eruption a "glacier volcano".

I'm working up a post for here soon.